A Beginners Guide to Panto...

For any of you who might not see a pantomime every year
here is our little ‘how-to-panto’ guide for you!

  • Say hello to the Fairy when she asks…’Hello’
  • Boo the Baddie when he’s bad... Boo!
  • Shout at the screen when ‘It’s behind you’
  • If someone says ‘Oh yes it is’ - You say ‘Oh no it’s not’
  • If you feel sorry for someone go Ahhh…
  • Help defeat Giant Blunderbore by shouting this football chant:
    He’s green. He stinks. He’s only got one eye
    Blunderbore! Blunderbore!
    Ask your parent’s to have sweets ready for you to catch when they are thrown out of your viewing device.
    (Advanced technology not needed)
  • Sing the songsheet to this tune


    • Why does a brown cow give white milk
    • When it only eats green grass
    • That’s the burning question
    • Let’s have your suggestion
    • You don’t know I don’t know
    • Don’t you feel an ASS
    • Oh, why does a brown cow give white milk
    • When it only eats green grass
  • And... don’t forget to Scream, Clap and Cheer Hip Hip Hooray
Jack and the Beanstalk
Peter Duncan Dame